You’re welcome.

You’re welcome.

Game over.

Game over.

Here’s the archive of this week’s idiotic webcast. You may now call my NEW home telephone number: (323) 378-5542!

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Jen Turner from Here We Go Magic calls in to Sirius XMU to talk with me about picking up John Waters hitchhiking on the side of the road in Ohio!

CALLING ALL PUNKERS!!!! Get this great compilation CD called “PUNK” featuring all your favorite PUNKED OUT hits! This CD is only for HARDCORE PUNKYS, so if you’re not into PUNKIN’ OUT, buy some other record, YA SQUARE!!!!

THE PUNK IS NOT DEAD IT IS ALIVE STILL!!!! 

if I asked you to write my college recommendation letter, would you?

Dear [Insert University Here],

My name is Jake Fogelnest and I’m awesome. Google my shit, you’ll be all like “Ohhhh I see…” I’ve been asked to write a college recommendation letter for someone I only know as “methlab2021.” I don’t know their actual name because they approached me to write this recommendation via the “Ask” box on my Tumblr.

Tumblr is a popular blogging tool/social network. It’s pretty fun. If you’re looking to see a bunch of animated GIFs of that TV show Community, Tumblr is totally gonna be your shit.

Anyway, let this person into your college. I’ve never met them, but it’ll be super funny if you accept them based on this letter.

Do it as a bit.

Sincerely,

Jake Fogelnest

Cool, thanks!

Cool, thanks!

This is the most wonderful story! Tomorrow Jen Turner from Here We Go Magic will join me on Sirius XMU to talk about picking up John Waters hitchhiking on the side of the road in Ohio! Tune in around 11:AM (EST) / 8:AM (PST). 
Click through and read the blog from DCist — it’s awesome.

This is the most wonderful story! Tomorrow Jen Turner from Here We Go Magic will join me on Sirius XMU to talk about picking up John Waters hitchhiking on the side of the road in Ohio! Tune in around 11:AM (EST) / 8:AM (PST). 

Click through and read the blog from DCist — it’s awesome.

RIP Donna Summer

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Best Coast are in-studio with me all this week on Sirius XMU. We have a special warning to all you tweens out there…