JAKE FOGELNEST

whitneycummings:

Folks.

The interwebsphere is a buzz with Lana Del Rey post SNL hatred. I just thought I would do something I never do and give my opinion on it. (irony)

I have many random thoughts. First, everybody calm down. It’s a little troubling that when a young girl fails at something that we keep…

Hey look. Whitney wrote a good thing about Lana Del Rey. Now we wait for snarky bloggers to tear Whitney and Lana apart at the same time! Get a job, you goddamn jackyls.

Warm Regards,

Jake Fogelnest

And before you come at me with a painfully predictable response, let me say this: I am a 33 year-old man. I am not interested in dating an emerging pop star in her 20’s, nor the star of a television sitcom in her 30’s. You and I both know what a HUGE pain in the ass either of those things would be.