If I were Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend and had to answer the question…
“Jake, what did you think of the YouTube video I just posted with the rap song explaining why I decided to stop using Twitter?”
I would smile, look right into her eyes and say…
“Miley, I’ll have to answer your question with a question… How quickly are you going to give me a handjob to distract me from the fact that I’m dating, for lack of a better description, a complete fucking twerp?”
After the handjob is completed I would go straight to my laptop and delete my twitter account as well. I’d say to my wildly age inappropriate pop star girlfriend…
“You’re right Miley, I’m going to start living in the moment too! I’m so lucky Jesus brought you into my life!”
Then I would buy things using her credit card.
2 years ago
