August 20th, 1987. A man named Gary Stollman interrupts the KNBC local news with a very realistic looking BB gun and a prepared statement:

“The man who has appeared on KNBC for the past three years is not my biological father. He is a clone, a double created by the Central Intelligence Agency and alien forces. It is only a small part of a greater plot, to overthrow the United States government, and possibly the human race itself.”

This statement never made it to air.

Gary Stollman