“When you logged in to Twitter on September 11th this week, were you wondering, ‘How will Red Lobster handle the anniversary of the 9/11 tragedy?’ I’m assuming none of you thought, ‘God I hope Ticketmaster will tweet a memorial honoring the first responders.’ Did any of you ask yourselves, ‘How is Arby’s gonna deal with this?’
No, you didn’t think any of those things because you’re not a ridiculous idiot person from toilet idiot town.
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