LOOK AT ALL THOSE STUPID OLD VHS TAPES!! HAHA! WHAT CRAP! I LAUGH RIGHT IN YOUR FACE OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY!! YOU ARE STUPID AND WE DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE!!!
Thanks to this magical thing called the INTERWEBZ, I am able to broadcast LIVE from my apartment in New York City tonight at 7:00 PM (EST).
WATCH HERE: http://stickam.com/jakefogelnest
Maladjusted teenagers from around the world will call me on my HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER: (646) 484-5323.
Do you also have a world wide internets camera? Are you an attractive young girl? Well then you can use this exciting web technology to interact with me on the video phone view screen!!
You can also type WORDS in a new thing called a CHAT ROOM! That’s technology we stole from Russian scientists. FUCK YOU RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS!
All this excitement is making me forget the main point here. VHS IS OLD STUPID PLASTIC THAT SUCKS DICKS AND IS SHITTY ALL THE TIME! GET BENT, VHS! Watch Jake Fogelnest’s webcast tonight and see what REAL technology is all about!
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