Live on teh interwebz at 7:00 PM (EST) Call my home telephone number (646) 484-5323.

Hello! Welcome to teh interwebz!

My name is Jake Fogelnest and my home telephone number is (646) 484-5323. Give me a call and we can talk about stuff.

I do a webcast LIVE from my apartment in New York City every Friday at 7:00 PM (EST). You can watch it here:

You will be astonished by the level of stupidity on my webcast. Over a million maladjusted teenagers have participated in this inarguably worthless online experience week after week. Such an incredible misuse of amazing interactive technology! Ha ha! BLORP!

Get on your webcam ya dink! Glue down the CAPS LOCK key and join the chat room! See you Friday at 7:00 PM (EST) for absolutely nothing of importance!

Your friend,

Jake Fogelnest

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