Just what the internet needed. Another blog. I’m Jake Fogelnest. I’m a professional.Tumblr (3.0; @jakefogelnest)http://jakefogelnest.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jg4nqJ4E1rwsdrno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://idontrememberthesesimpsons.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">This is a new important Tumblr to follow!</a> </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23688484950http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23688484950Thu, 24 May 2012 13:45:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jmk6jv0d1qzt1yyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Please share your Frank T.J. Mackey <em>Seduce and Destroy</em> System™ testimonials below.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23686123382http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23686123382Thu, 24 May 2012 13:07:00 -0700MagnoliaTom Cruise<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uE0XjpaT_0s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thanks, <a href="http://stryker.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Cole Stryker</a> for sending me this video of the Robert Evans produced <em>Get High On Yourself</em> week on NBC! </p> <p>They should do this again and let Dan Harmon produce!! </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23657949451http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23657949451Wed, 23 May 2012 22:09:11 -0700<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="225" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=1639539045001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifc.com%2Fshows%2Fcomedy-bang-bang&playerID=88218671001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAAAAn_zM~,B6LaFUvNnt2RhwK5cjOvZ4hHQyd5XXC9&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=1639539045001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifc.com%2Fshows%2Fcomedy-bang-bang&playerID=88218671001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAAAAn_zM~,B6LaFUvNnt2RhwK5cjOvZ4hHQyd5XXC9&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="225" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.earwolf.com/post/23656736909" target="_blank">earwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Does a full episode of the new <strong><a href="http://www.ifc.com/shows/comedy-bang-bang" target="_blank"><em>Comedy Bang Bang</em> IFC television show</a></strong> interest you? </p> </blockquote> <p>Coming to your television on June 8th!</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23657173881http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23657173881Wed, 23 May 2012 21:49:54 -0700<p><span>“Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.” - Robert Evans*</span></p> <p><span><small>*That being said, don’t get involved in a pharmaceutical cocaine deal.</small></span></p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23656190438http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23656190438Wed, 23 May 2012 21:27:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4idkdaFjs1qzt1yyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sure, why not? </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23654614443http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23654614443Wed, 23 May 2012 20:55:25 -0700Charles MansonBobby Beausoleil<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oiSc3xAXX5g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><em>Targets </em></strong>— directed by Peter Bogdanovich.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23653755702http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23653755702Wed, 23 May 2012 20:39:09 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZxnVY37b0ME?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong><em>Lot 63, Grave C</em></strong> — a short documentary about Meredith Hunter, the young man killed at the 1969 Rolling Stones free concert at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert" target="_blank">Altamont</a>.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23652392750http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23652392750Wed, 23 May 2012 20:15:04 -0700The Rolling Stones<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/53YpKH4DMf0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenkirkman.tumblr.com/post/23564101447/in-1991-i-was-a-teenaged-girl-living-at-home-with" target="_blank">jenkirkman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In 1991, I was a teenaged girl living at home with my parents.  Johnny Carson was still the host of the Tonight Show and was still cool as hell - even though his out-of-touch-ness shows with his bewilderment at Morrissey.</p> <p><br/>Anyway - I’m glad I was a teenager when I was and I remember not being able to fall asleep after watching this.  It was the first time that I saw Morrissey on American network TV. He sang, “Sing Your Life” and “There’s a Place in Hell For Me and My Friends.”</p> <p>“There is a place <br/> Reserved <br/> For me and my friends <br/> And when we go <br/> We all will go <br/> So you see <br/> I’m never alone <br/> There is a place <br/> With a bit more time <br/> And a few more <br/> Gentler words <br/> And looking back <br/> We will forgive <br/> (We had no choice <br/> We always did)”</p> <p>Happy Birthday Morrissey!</p> </blockquote> <p>“Morrissey had to leave, but we do have Jerry Vale for you.”</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23568662732http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23568662732Tue, 22 May 2012 15:30:44 -0700<iframe src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:track:0WQiDwKJclirSYG9v5tayI&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" style="width:500px;height:580px;"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Happy Birthday, Morrissey. You are elegant. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23550618832http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23550618832Tue, 22 May 2012 10:15:46 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gQa_QW4ZJXA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The only acceptable tween is Kreayshawn.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23549258904http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23549258904Tue, 22 May 2012 09:43:03 -0700Kreayshawn<iframe src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:track:06FcMPcosZg13x2QODDDK6&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" style="width:500px;height:580px;"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m not sure if you’ve heard of this band, but they’re a rock group from England called The Rolling Stones. This is a very good album by them entitled, <em>Let It Bleed</em>. Please check it out and let me know if you enjoy it.</p> <p>Warm Regards,</p> <p>Jake Fogelnest</p> <p><em>Important Cultural Tastemaker.</em></p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23548389645http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23548389645Tue, 22 May 2012 09:21:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eysjmohL1qzt1yyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t. Howard is wonderful.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23534703322http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23534703322Tue, 22 May 2012 00:43:00 -0700Howard SternAmerica's Got Talent<object name="kaltura_player_1337617367" id="kaltura_player_1337617367" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="400" data="http://www.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/1_n4glyem7/uiconf_id/7342382"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/1_n4glyem7/uiconf_id/7342382" /><param name="flashVars" value="" /></object><br/><br/><p>Would you be interested in watching the teaser trailer for <em>Anchorman 2</em>?</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23484317299http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23484317299Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:44 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9oZDKFoCqAw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobbyfinger.tumblr.com/post/23482982030" target="_blank">bobbyfinger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE TEASER FOR THE NEW PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON. SEE YA.</p> </blockquote> <p>UH OH, HERE WE GO. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23483179335http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23483179335Mon, 21 May 2012 08:56:31 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4d4w3iSEy1qz7snso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whydoihaveablog.net/post/23471300594/ahhh-im-embarrassed-of-course-youre" target="_blank">whydoihaveablog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Ahhh, I’m embarrassed.”<br/>“Of course you’re embarrassed, because this is horribly embarrassing for everyone involved.”</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s okay, Peter Scolari. You still look good, girl!</p> <p><img height="303" src="http://i.imgur.com/Spuu5.png" width="275"/></p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23471380700http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23471380700Mon, 21 May 2012 01:04:00 -0700HBO GirlsPeter Scolari<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4d3s6qHuj1qzt1yyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Behind the scenes at <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lol" target="_blank">#LOL</a>… where Octopus Boner jokes are always appreciated. Thanks, <a href="http://danagould.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Dana Gould</a>! </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23470792613http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23470792613Mon, 21 May 2012 00:36:06 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cx6352fJ1qzt1yyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>666 NUMBER OF THE TWEEN</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23466439479http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23466439479Sun, 20 May 2012 22:13:15 -0700Carly Rae JepsenCall Me MaybeSatan<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UnCRHH1nOmo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thejulydiaz.tumblr.com/post/23445817928/bee-gees-peter-frampton-its-getting-better-all" target="_blank">thejulydiaz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="long-title" id="eow-title" title="Bee Gees & Peter Frampton- It's Getting Better All The Time.flv">Bee Gees & Peter Frampton- It’s Getting Better All The Time</span></h1> </blockquote> <p><span class="long-title" title="Bee Gees & Peter Frampton- It's Getting Better All The Time.flv">Watch out! There’s a demented ex-Real Estate agent on the loose!</span></p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23446397287http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23446397287Sun, 20 May 2012 16:32:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cfg10yKy1qzt1yyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23443837116http://jakefogelnest.com/post/23443837116Sun, 20 May 2012 15:50:25 -0700Robin GibbThe Bee Gees