Just what the internet needed. Another blog. Call Jake on his home telephone number (seriously): (646) 484-5323 Tumblr (3.0; @jakefogelnest)http://jakefogelnest.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzil74XfO11qzt1yyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tim & Eric graciously allowing a bunch of regular boring people who aren’t in SHOWBIZ the chance to ask them questions. Eric asked how many people in the crowd know who Michael Gross is. 25% raised their hands. The other 75% are just awful human beings. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17742647389http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17742647389Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:52:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzib04Iyql1qzt1yyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hi! What time is <em>Smash</em> on? </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17729169778http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17729169778Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:12:04 -0500<p>Sometimes. At some point Joel, Joe, John and I are going to end up in the same room. When that happens, the giant snark orb that floats above earth will finally burst and we’ll all be rocketed to snark space!</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17728396767http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17728396767Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:59:03 -0500<p>They just finished “Sound Of Silver.” Dr. Demento is on stage with them now. This concert has been going on for ten months. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17726541538http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17726541538Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:27:00 -0500<object width="400" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://www.cbs.com/e/HgL2Ukxa6jQHV00JVg_t6FI4_R_5_gZP/cbs/1/" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="225" src="http://www.cbs.com/e/HgL2Ukxa6jQHV00JVg_t6FI4_R_5_gZP/cbs/1/" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is a fucking GREAT clip. Just watch it.</p> <p>Jon Stewart makes a joke. You know that right away, Jon realizes that what he’s said isn’t exactly what he meant. Then you wonder, “Is Letterman gonna address it?” and of course he does. Jon then calls out the whole thing. </p> <p>I enjoy television. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17714121739http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17714121739Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:13:05 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh5z9G9AT1qcq283o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh5z9G9AT1qcq283o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh5z9G9AT1qcq283o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh5z9G9AT1qcq283o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thejulydiaz.tumblr.com/post/17703376420/im-the-scatman" target="_blank">thejulydiaz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m the Scatman.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_John" target="_blank">Scatman John</a>, an extremely interesting man and life-long stutterer, created <a href="http://youtu.be/Geiq0FP13uQ" target="_blank">this song</a> to help children overcome their insecurities about stuttering. It became a giant hit in 1995 because we were all on ecstasy.</p> <p>Scatman John passed away of lung cancer in 1999. RIP Scatman. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17713299969http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17713299969Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:46:46 -0500Scatman<iframe id="NBC Video Widget" width="400" height="271" src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/widget/widget.html?vid=1385739" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-saturdaynightlive.tumblr.com/post/17709972258/snl-promo-maya-rudolph-sleigh-bells" target="_blank">-saturdaynightlive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>SNL</em> Promo</strong>: Maya Rudolph/Sleigh Bells</p> </blockquote> <p>One of the greatest innovations of the Internet is the posting of the SNL promos. Also, YAAAAAAAY Maya is hosting the show!!!!! Also, Sleigh Bells. </p> <p>P.S. I’m Glenda Goodwin! </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17712631845http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17712631845Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:24:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh4haJnCC1qzt1yyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>NEAR AND FAR.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17702636588http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17702636588Thu, 16 Feb 2012 01:53:34 -0500Sesame StreetGrovergif<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JZshZp-cxKg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17702381877http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17702381877Thu, 16 Feb 2012 01:43:54 -0500Sesame Street<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh3p9DdJj1qzt1yyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>We used to watch this because there was only a few channels. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17702199847http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17702199847Thu, 16 Feb 2012 01:36:45 -0500gif321 Contact<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgx2rIOGn1qzt1yyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Patrick from The Black Keys and I championing The Iron Sheik… because that’s the kind of thing that happens on Twitter at night. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17696834194http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17696834194Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:13:39 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uJRGdQSvwjU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidkarp.info/post/17694050776/lene-lovich-i-think-were-alone-now" target="_blank">yoga4dogs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lene Lovich - I Think We’re Alone Now</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="501" src="http://i.imgur.com/KMEC4.png" width="500"/></p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17694402933http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17694402933Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:27:37 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgu8bntIh1qzt1yyo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.”</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17693547189http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17693547189Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:12:00 -0500gifBlossom<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgtnsrqss1qzt1yyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>LOCKER JOKES. </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17692838219http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17692838219Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:59:52 -0500gifYou Can't Do That On TelevisionTwitter is basically locker jokes<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgritckRh1qzt1yyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I told you to follow <a href="http://www.twitter.com/the_ironsheik" target="_blank">@the_ironsheik</a> yesterday. Yes, it’s really him.</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17689971811http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17689971811Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:13:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgqsnfQbv1qzt1yyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Really TMZ? That’s the headline you go with? Personally, I would’ve gone with <strong>LOOK AT THIS DISTURBING PHOTO OF SEAL’S GIGANTIC HAND.</strong></p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17688959104http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17688959104Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:57:59 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgm5cfHU21qzt1yyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m watching “You’ve Got Mail” with the entire Internet. We’re raising money for AIDS!</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17682625166http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17682625166Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:17:35 -0500http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17666003816http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17666003816Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:13:13 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17647427277/tumblr_lzf6yhz0Gc1qzujsg&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://globochem.tumblr.com/post/17646788984/a-few-weeks-ago-i-decided-to-perform-an" target="_blank">globochem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A few weeks ago, I decided to perform an experiment to see if any random Daft Punk song and any random Depeche Mode song could be paired up, for no actual reason. It works almost every time. </p> <p>Here is a very crudely slopped together combination of my findings. </p> <p>#DaftMode</p> <p><br/>I entertain me. </p> </blockquote> <p>This is exciting new information! </p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17647427277http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17647427277Wed, 15 Feb 2012 01:11:27 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzf3f3NUSt1qzt1yyo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>YO DIS MY CAT!!!!!</p>http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17643889271http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17643889271Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:35:27 -0500