I live-tweeted tonight’s episode of Gossip Girl featuring an Upright Citizens Brigade storyline.

I want to watch Blair Waldorf cry while listening to the Lana Del Rey record. If you don’t understand that, you’re not rich and attractive enough to follow my blog.
OMIGOD! I’m at Taylor Momsen’s birthday party!!!!!! She’s sixteen!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been here for eleven seconds and it’s already the best party of my life!!111one!!!. KTHXBAI!





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