JAKE FOGELNEST

I get a lot of phone calls on my home telephone number (646) 484-5323. I would ask that while I’m doing my idiotic webcast, you PLEASE try harder to come up with more original premises to prank call me. 

I should not be able to detect the “hilarious bit” you are doing within fifteen seconds of our conversation. 

I have put my home phone number on the Internet. I have made this INCREDIBLY easy for you. All I ask is that you try a little harder and put in the minimum of effort. 

Thank you for choosing the Internet.

By popular demand, here’s a BRAND NEW EPISODE of Jake Fogelnest Sings One Random Lyric From Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”

Hello, I’m Jake Fogelnest. I’m creepy and I have a receding hairline. 

Blake Boston, the real “Scumbag Steve” reached out to me on Twitter last week and I invited him to come on my idiotic webcast for a chat. 

He’s actually not a scumbag. He’s a pretty cool bro. 

Check out his shirts coming soon to a Hot Topic near you! 

WAT?

Seriously, gotta give it up to this guy for being so cool and having a good sense of humor. Follow him on Twitter: @BlakeBoston617.  

Watch moar of my dumb videos on the internets on my YouTube channel and check out my insanely idiotic webcast every Friday at 7:00 PM (EST).

Please send advice/tips on hair loss to me directly at www.jakefogelnest.com

An archive of tonight’s stupidity.

Recently Kevin Smith and I talked over Twitter and he asked me if I had the episode of “Squirt TV” with him and Joey Lauren Adams on it.  All the “Squirt TV” shows are safe and sound in my closet, but a kind gent named Scott found his VHS tape of the show and uploaded it to YouTube.  

Check out my awkward teenage years.  Part one is above and here’s part two…

A rare phone call from a 3 year-old viewer of my webcast.  We’ve graduated from maladjusted teenagers to maladjusted toddlers.  Hooray!

Help! I’m trapped in an 8mm Stag Film in the year 1961! You guys gotta get me outta here!!