You’re welcome!
Prepare to see this about 10,000,000 times on my webcast at 7:00 PM (EST).
OH YEEEAAAH! OH YEEEAAAH! OH YEEEAAAH! OH YEEEAAAH!
(Source: erockappel)
Second time I have seen this on teh interwebz today. You know why? It’s just that fucking good.
Here’s a transcript of a recording made at the crime scene:
Hysterical Idiot: “Officer, come quick! Someone put a newborn baby in this trash can!”
Police Officer: “That’s not a baby. That’s a burrito.”
Hysterical Idiot: “Oh. My bad.”
inb4 Jay Leno.
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“Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.”
This was brought to my attention by Marc Liepis. He found it on teh interwebz. It is the best thing ever.




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