JAKE FOGELNEST

Lana Del Ray Ramano

Do I have to explain how to do the Internet properly to EVERYONE? A real bunt from Pitchfork on the Lana Del Rey review! A 5.5?! That’s EXACTLY what everyone was expecting. 

The cool move would’ve been to give it a 10.0 causing all the ugly poor people that care about Pitchfork to go INSANE. Can you imagine what Carles would’ve done with that? #insult #noclass

What’s the matter Pitchfork? Do you guys hate ad revenue or something?! A 10.0 would’ve brought in ZILLIONS OF HITS. Whatever. Have fun listening to your Bon Iver records at your graphic designer day job. I don’t have time to waste on this anymore. I’ve got rich attractive people stuff to do.

No, see it already has happened. She’s just not for ugly poor people on Tumblr. Sorry! :( 

I want to watch Blair Waldorf cry while listening to the Lana Del Rey record. If you don’t understand that, you’re not rich and attractive enough to follow my blog.

Here is my review of the Lana Del Rey album. Go fuck yourself!

My cat just got the Lana Del Rey album.

Oh haaaaaay #InternetBestFriend, Lana Del Rey! I was wondering… do you give a fuck? That’s what I thought.