Good job, Internet. Good job.
(Source: chuckbass, via room1000yearswide)
1 week ago
“Our next guest is a classy as fuck singer/songwriter and all of you uggo indie rock bloggers can eat boners for breakfast if you disagree. Her new album, Born To Die has been called the the limo-fuck record of the year by important cultural tastemaker, Jake Fogelnest. Please welcome, Lana Del Rey.”
- David Letterman
HEY EVERYONE DON’T FORGET TO ‘LIKE’ LANA DEL REY ON iTUNES PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not even noon and I’ve already helped Lana Del Rey get to #1 on iTunes and supported Marc Maron!
Do I have to explain how to do the Internet properly to EVERYONE? A real bunt from Pitchfork on the Lana Del Rey review! A 5.5?! That’s EXACTLY what everyone was expecting.
The cool move would’ve been to give it a 10.0 causing all the ugly poor people that care about Pitchfork to go INSANE. Can you imagine what Carles would’ve done with that? #insult #noclass
What’s the matter Pitchfork? Do you guys hate ad revenue or something?! A 10.0 would’ve brought in ZILLIONS OF HITS. Whatever. Have fun listening to your Bon Iver records at your graphic designer day job. I don’t have time to waste on this anymore. I’ve got rich attractive people stuff to do.
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Here are my thoughts on the Lana Del Rey album, as heard on this week’s Sirius XMU DL 15.
