JAKE FOGELNEST

For those of you new to the lulzy saga of Lynn DeLucca, here’s how it all began.  You can also search ”Lynn DeLucca” on my blog and read all posts related to this glorious saga!

Lynn just sent this to my Formspring:

Fine, I will allow you to suck my dick but good luck fitting it into your mouth. **shits & giggles**

Here was my answer:

Hi Lynn DeLucca!

Look everyone - it’s “dabigbadwolf” aka Lynn DeLucca! The girl you all cyberbullied a few weeks ago. For some reason she’s initiating contact with me again! A GIFT FROM THE INTERNET GODS!!!!

I know a couple of you creeps found Lynn DeLucca’s home address and sent her photos of her own house. Spooky! I actually thought that was going a bit far (I know, I know - anything for lulz). I encouraged Lynn to just ignore things before some wackjob really lost it and showed up bothering her in real life. Instead she sent me a rather lulzy Facebook message about taking me “to court.” I’m still waiting to be served.

Of course there’s nothing she can do in a criminal court, but if she could convince a lawyer to file a lulzy civil case, that would give me an e-boner the size of Port St Lucie, Florida (which by the way is Lynn’s home town). Sadly this wont happen because Lynn is just a LOLCOW that needs to be milked.

Anyway as you can see Lynn is graciously allowing consent for me to suck (by her own admission) her rather large dick.

While Lynn Delucca makes a rather pedestrian looking 19 year-old girl, in actuality she’s a super attractive transexual. One of the best I’ve ever seen.

If any of you are looking to get freaky deaky with a 19 year-old pre-op transexual, might I suggest Lynn DeLucca. Be forewarned though: she wears a promise ring! :(

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=729114918

http://www.myspace.com/159333154

http://www.twitter.com/bbyzombie

http://stickam.com/dudeitslynn

AIM: lynnxdee
SKYPE: lynnxdee@aol.com
WLM: sukkahhfreee@live.com

and of course…

http://www.formspring.me/dabigbadwolf

Ask me anything

The Lynn DeLucca saga continues.  People are really being quite vicious on her Formspring page.  I’ll let you go there to read some of the more awful things you guys are writing.  The internet really does bring out the best in people!   

I was particularly taken with her answer to this question:

Now before you judge, remember IHOP stands for the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes!  Very cosmopolitan of her!  

She’s such a Lol-cow it’s amazing.  There’s a part of me that wants to tell you guys to knock this off however I’m a firm believe that Lol-cow’s are meant to be milked.  Just don’t do anything STUPID and stay out of her real life.

Yes, I thank you for her home address, telephone number and her Mother’s contact information.  Just remember - this is a 19 year-old girl that doesn’t really know why this is funny.  Don’t do anything psycho.

Sending her pictures like this one (created by some evil genius):

That’s taking it far enough!