Jake Fogelnest

I’m really happy I got to contribute a tweet via an e-mailed Quicktime video!  Everyone said it was an amazing night.  

The DVD and Digital Download are available on March 26th.  100% of the proceeds go to Artists For Peace and Justice.  Help build a school in Haiti!  Unless of course you have something against building a school in Haiti.  Do you?  Really?!  Well, if thats the case, you’re a real shitstain of a person.  Wow, you really make me sick.

No, really FUCK YOU. You could spend $2.99 and watch 140 different twitterers make the funny and at the same time, help out a bunch of kids in Haiti, but NO - you’ve decided “I’m gonna be like the worst person on the face of the earth and sit here downloading episodes of Veronica Mars illegally from The Pirate Bay!”

I hope you get face-raped by a cougar!!!!  

For the rest of you who are actually decent human beings, check out the exclusive Amazon pre-order:

http://www.amazon.com/140tweets

More ridiculousness from the usual gang of idiots!

You ever have a really good friend of yours that also happens to be an idiot?  No?  Oh. Okay, well totally unrelated to that question… Paul Scheer invaded the LOST panel at Comic-Con to present his art piece and announce his new website:

www.damoncarltonandapolarbear.com

Really funny video starring Paul Scheer written and directed by Eric Appel.  Eric’s doing really good work over at Funny Or Die.  Be sure to check out his stuff unless you hate comedy and life.