Hey everyone! Jean Doumanian has joined Twitter and is going to live tweet what it’s like being the new producer of “Saturday Night Live ‘80.” 

The spanish version of Saturday Night Live has got a fever, and the only prescription is más cencerro!

Maya killed it tonight! (Also, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.) 

Maya killed it tonight! (Also, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.) 

Mandatory viewing for 75% of the Tumblr user base. Thank you. 

Long live Brocktoon.

Well it took some digging but I found it online on some weird Czechoslovakian YouTube knockoff site.  Here is FEAR’s legendary performance from “Saturday Night Live” in 1981.  The story of how this insanity came to be begins with John Belushi.

Belushi loved punk rock.  Here’s an excerpt from the excellent oral history of John’s life written by his widow Judith Belushi-Pisano and Tanner Colby:

DAN AYKROYD

Over the past few months, John had become one of the first punk-rock fans in America.  He used to drag me to CBGB’s all the time.  He knew all of those bands and loved them.  He was a heavy-metal fan from the beginning, but back then that meant Allman Brothers and Zeppelin. Now it was FEAR.

The first score of the movie (Neighbors) was really, really weak. And then Tom Scott tried to do something and it just didn’t work. Then Bill Conti came in and did this comic, tinkly bells-and-xylophones score that wound up being in the movie.  John was looking to put a little edge into the thing.  He spent hours in the studio recording this punk song to use over the closing credits.  I thought the FEAR thing worked when I heard it. But I wasn’t around for any of it.  I was gone ‘til fall researching a movie.

MITCH GLAZER

There’s a moment where you’re so in the pocket that your choices are America’s choices.  That’s the way it was with the Blues Brothers.  The blues were nowhere, but John liked them, decided that everyone should like them, and everyone did.  But toward the end the choices were getting strange, a little too aggressive.  At one point he gave me a huge stack of his blues albums.  He said, “I don’t want to listen to this shit anymore.  Fuck this.  All I’m going to listen to is FEAR and the Dead Kennedys.”  It just felt wrongheaded.

John was one of FEAR’s earliest and most ardent supporters.  He was obsessed with getting the band on the soundtrack to the movie “Neighbors,” even going as far to have FEAR record a session at Cherokee Studios produced by Steve Cropper and Bruce Robb. Yes.  FEAR were produced by one of the Blues Brothers.  Sadly the music never made it into the movie and those tapes are now lost.

To make it up to FEAR, Belushi lobbied to get them booked on “Saturday Night Live” by promising Dick Ebersol he’d make a cameo appearance on the same show.  This was an offer Ebersol absolutely could not refuse.

At the time “Saturday Night Live” was in its seventh season, coming off of the disastrous 13 episodes of “Saturday Night Live ‘80” produced by Jean Doumanian. Ebersol had only recently taken over the show, so getting John Belushi to do anything would be a massive coup.  FEAR were booked for the Halloween episode hosted by Donald Pleasence.  It would be the fifth show with Dick Ebersol as Executive Producer.

John Joseph from the Cro-Mags was in the audience that night (along with Ian MacKaye).  He explains what happened in this great YouTube clip:

The New York Post headline actually read, “FEAR Riot Leaves Saturday Night Glad To Be Alive” but the story did report an estimated $200,000 in damages.  A more accurate article appeared in Billboard Magazine a few weeks later.  

It’s also interesting to note that Michael O’Donoghue played a role in getting Ebersol to book FEAR on SNL after seeing their appearance in Penelope Spheeris’, “The Decline Of Western Civilization.”

So there it is. FEAR on “Saturday Night Live,” October 31st, 1981. 

Thanks to @shoemakermike for reminding me about this classic sketch.  ”I sell eyeglasses.”  Indeed you do, Will.  Indeed you do.

An Open Letter To Devo and 5®React™ Gum…

An open letter to Devo and 5®React™ Gum,

Thank you Devo. Never did we think for a moment the rescheduling of your Coachella webcast was your fault. I blame the people at 5®React™ Gum. Shame on you gum pushers. How dare you disseminate false information in turn suppressing Devo’s musical message. Gum merchants be damned!

What is chewing gum anyway? Nothing but a threatening menace if you ask me.

American humorist Adam McKay once observed in a satirical film for the National Broadcasting Company’s “Saturday Night Live” television program that “Gum is not a food.” It was a statement made on screen by beloved character actor Steve Buscemi. I think we can all agree on the importance of that and it brings up a valid point.

Gum is not a food. Gum is worthless distraction. Gum is chewed by cheerleaders in an intimidating manner. Drunk drivers use gum to cover the smell of alcohol from their breath after running over your dog. Did you know they are even now manufacturing gum with nicotine in it? Gum is not only NOT a food, but it’s not your friend either. Gum is an enemy. A clever one at that.

In these uncertain financial times spending your hard earned dollar on something as utterly disposable as chewing gum is downright irresponsible. We must spend our money wisely! What you purchase should provide you with satisfaction. Who has ever been truly satisfied with a piece of chewing gum? Once you get past the initial burst of flavor all that’s left is a gelatinous blob loitering in your mouth. Not only is it disgusting but it also wastes time.

I urge all of you to use any discretionary income you’d normally spend on gum to purchase the new Devo album. Devo has given us true satisfaction time and time again. Devo is more than a gelatinous blob. We’re ALL Devo.

It’s time for something fresh. It’s time for Devo. Say NO to 5®React™ and the entire chewing gum industry.

Faithful Devo Consumer,

Jake Fogelnest

Related video: “Gum is not a food.”