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After a year of weekly shows and over 1.3 million live viewers, I’ve finally decided to start actually recording this idiotic webcast thing I’ve been doing. If you miss the show you’ll now be able to watch it on demand on my Stickam page. I’ll also be uploading some of the cooler stuff that happens to my YouTube channel.
Yeah… I’m sure I’ll keep this up every week. No chance I’ll slack off on this one at all. Sure.
Anyway, here’s the complete show for July 23rd, 2010.
Part One…
Part Two…
IT’S ANOTHER STUPID WEBCAST TONIGHT AT 7:00 PM (EST). YAY!!
Watch and Chat: http://stickam.com/jakefogelnest
Call-In LIVE (646) 484-5323 // Skype: jakefogelnest
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LIVE ON TEH INTEWEBZ AT 7!
Join me LIVE on STICKAM at 7:00 PM (EST). Call-in on my home telephone number (646) 484-5323. Enter the chat room and grab one of the webcam spots (if you’re an extremely attractive female that wants to give me HJ’s).
I’m LIVE on the front page of Stickam every Friday night. Come check out what over 1.2 million maladjusted teenagers have been wasting their time with. It’s literally the dumbest thing in the world.
Missing the webcast tonight would be a terrible idea. Watch on the screen above or enter the chat room on my Stickam page. The idiocy begins in thirty minutes.
There may be a few of you wondering what all this talk of “YA DUN GOOFED” and the “CYBER POLICE” has been about over the last 24 hours. In case you’ve missed it, this video is at the center of the lulz. You can read more on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Rest assured we’ll go over everything tonight on the webcast at 7:00 PM (EST). And yes… consequences will never be the same.
How happy am I? As happy as this guy! Tonight on the webcast we’ll take your calls to discuss why:
A) WE DUN GOOFED.
B) CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
If you’re not currently being investigated by the Cyberpolice, tune in tonight at 7:00 PM (EST).
My name is Jake Fogelnest and I am on the internet.
My stupid webcast starts at 7:00 PM (EST).
Call me on my home telephone number: (646) 484-5323.
Enter the chat: http://stickam.com/jakefogelnest
Oh and then there’s THIS…
Live on teh interwebz at 7:00 PM (EST) Call my home telephone number (646) 484-5323.
Hello! Welcome to teh interwebz!
My name is Jake Fogelnest and my home telephone number is (646) 484-5323. Give me a call and we can talk about stuff.
I do a webcast LIVE from my apartment in New York City every Friday at 7:00 PM (EST). You can watch it here:
http://stickam.com/jakefogelnest
You will be astonished by the level of stupidity on my webcast. Over a million maladjusted teenagers have participated in this inarguably worthless online experience week after week. Such an incredible misuse of amazing interactive technology! Ha ha! BLORP!
Get on your webcam ya dink! Glue down the CAPS LOCK key and join the chat room! See you Friday at 7:00 PM (EST) for absolutely nothing of importance!
Your friend,
Jake Fogelnest
It can be fun tiem on teh interwebz nao?
Once again I will be LIVE on teh interwebz at 7:00 PM (EST). As promised, it will be a gigantic waste of time for all involved.
Watch online at Stickam, enter the chat room and grab one of the cam spots… if you’re a girl… and hot… and want to make out with me.
Call my home telephone number during the broadcast at (646) 484-5323.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE STUPID OLD VHS TAPES!! HAHA! WHAT CRAP! I LAUGH RIGHT IN YOUR FACE OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY!! YOU ARE STUPID AND WE DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE!!!
Thanks to this magical thing called the INTERWEBZ, I am able to broadcast LIVE from my apartment in New York City tonight at 7:00 PM (EST).
WATCH HERE: http://stickam.com/jakefogelnest
Maladjusted teenagers from around the world will call me on my HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER: (646) 484-5323.
Do you also have a world wide internets camera? Are you an attractive young girl? Well then you can use this exciting web technology to interact with me on the video phone view screen!!
You can also type WORDS in a new thing called a CHAT ROOM! That’s technology we stole from Russian scientists. FUCK YOU RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS!
All this excitement is making me forget the main point here. VHS IS OLD STUPID PLASTIC THAT SUCKS DICKS AND IS SHITTY ALL THE TIME! GET BENT, VHS! Watch Jake Fogelnest’s webcast tonight and see what REAL technology is all about!
