Do you like Of Montreal? When will you have them on your show? Everyone would be poppin’ serious b’s! Massive boners. Anyway, my real question is…if you couldn’t use jakefogelnest as every username you ever create, what would it be?

I do like Of Montreal. They came up to Sirius XMU last year and were really nice dudes. I remember it being a good interview.

Yup, jakefogelnest as my username on everything except for YouTube. Someone grabbed it and the account is suspended. I had to settle for http://www.youtube.com/jfogelnest which totally blows.

If I didn’t use jakefogelnest as a screen name, I would probably go with GernBlanston. I’ve used that in the past for some stuff. Actually crazy story about the screen name GernBlanston…

I used to have the e-mail address GernBlanston@aol.com and randomly every once in a while I would get e-mail that was meant for Judd Apatow. One time I actually got a full draft of an upcoming “Freaks and Geeks” episode they were writing.

I figured out pretty quickly what was going on: Judd and I had both decided to use the same obscure Steve Martin reference as our screen name. He’d probably spelled it differently and people would get confused. That’s how I’d end up with his e-mail.

Since Judd was probably wondering where the hell Mike White’s latest draft of the “Kim Kelly Is My Friend” episode was, I decided to call the “Freaks and Geeks” production office and explain the situation. Turns out I was exactly right. Judd’s e-mail was Gern Blanston - spelled slightly differently. For the record MY version was the correct spelling.

It was funny. I asked Judd’s assistant, “Hey since I have this script… is it cool if I read it?” Of course she said yes. I think they were just happy I was a fan of the show and not some jerk who was going to e-mail their script all over the place!

I distinctly remember reading a page or two of this script, recognizing it as “Freaks and Geeks” and thinking, “Whoa I’m not supposed to be looking at this!” I guess that’s kind of ridiculous but, I loved the show so much and had so much respect for Judd Apatow (still do), I just didn’t feel right reading it without asking!

So yeah - i’d go with GernBlanston as an alternate screen name. It’s a screen name with quite a legacy attached to it.

It’s also Steve Martin’s “real” name.

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Did you like the movie Hotel Rwanda

It’s an excellent film, but I had to see it a second time to find out. The first time I saw it I saw “Hotel Rwanda” i spent most of the movie making out with a girl in the middle of the theatre. We felt terrible but we’d just started dating and were really into each other.

Nothing puts Rwandan genocide in perspective like two white middle class drug addicts making out at Brooklyn art house cinema.

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I missed you, friend!!!! Tell me about the best new movie you’ve seen recently.

I missed you too! Should I bring the Formspring back? I have about 150 questions siting here. It’s kind of daunting.

I’m thinking, rather than answering questions in the order I receive ‘em, I’m gonna switch to just answering the questions I dig. Would people still be interested under those circumstances?

The best movie I’ve seen recently was “Best Worst Movie.” Check it out: http://bestworstmovie.com/

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cheep chorp farby barby

Indeed. Cheep chorp farby barby indeed!

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Formspring Post from Lynn DeLucca!

Lynn just sent this to my Formspring:

Fine, I will allow you to suck my dick but good luck fitting it into your mouth. **shits & giggles**

Here was my answer:

Hi Lynn DeLucca!

Look everyone - it’s “dabigbadwolf” aka Lynn DeLucca! The girl you all cyberbullied a few weeks ago. For some reason she’s initiating contact with me again! A GIFT FROM THE INTERNET GODS!!!!

I know a couple of you creeps found Lynn DeLucca’s home address and sent her photos of her own house. Spooky! I actually thought that was going a bit far (I know, I know - anything for lulz). I encouraged Lynn to just ignore things before some wackjob really lost it and showed up bothering her in real life. Instead she sent me a rather lulzy Facebook message about taking me “to court.” I’m still waiting to be served.

Of course there’s nothing she can do in a criminal court, but if she could convince a lawyer to file a lulzy civil case, that would give me an e-boner the size of Port St Lucie, Florida (which by the way is Lynn’s home town). Sadly this wont happen because Lynn is just a LOLCOW that needs to be milked.

Anyway as you can see Lynn is graciously allowing consent for me to suck (by her own admission) her rather large dick.

While Lynn Delucca makes a rather pedestrian looking 19 year-old girl, in actuality she’s a super attractive transexual. One of the best I’ve ever seen.

If any of you are looking to get freaky deaky with a 19 year-old pre-op transexual, might I suggest Lynn DeLucca. Be forewarned though: she wears a promise ring! :(

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=729114918

http://www.myspace.com/159333154

http://www.twitter.com/bbyzombie

http://stickam.com/dudeitslynn

AIM: lynnxdee
SKYPE: lynnxdee@aol.com
WLM: sukkahhfreee@live.com

and of course…

http://www.formspring.me/dabigbadwolf

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I feel like people don’t ask you enough questions. Do you ever find this the case?

I know. If only there was a way for people to submit their questions to me over the internet. It would be really interesting if they could also do it anonymously. Oh well. Sucks there isn’t. I’m gonna go run really fast into a wall now because my name is Dr. Idiotface. Bai! Lalalalalalala!

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