Had to be done. Follow me on Twitter for other exciting hi-jinx!
1 week ago
A quick TwitVid from my cat, Egon. Follow him on twitter, @egonthecat. Follow me on twitter, @jakefogelnest.
Why is it when Twitter is over capacity, a flock of birds are forced to carry around a fat lazy whale?
I’m really happy I got to contribute a tweet via an e-mailed Quicktime video! Everyone said it was an amazing night.
The DVD and Digital Download are available on March 26th. 100% of the proceeds go to Artists For Peace and Justice. Help build a school in Haiti! Unless of course you have something against building a school in Haiti. Do you? Really?! Well, if thats the case, you’re a real shitstain of a person. Wow, you really make me sick.
No, really FUCK YOU. You could spend $2.99 and watch 140 different twitterers make the funny and at the same time, help out a bunch of kids in Haiti, but NO - you’ve decided “I’m gonna be like the worst person on the face of the earth and sit here downloading episodes of Veronica Mars illegally from The Pirate Bay!”
I hope you get face-raped by a cougar!!!!
For the rest of you who are actually decent human beings, check out the exclusive Amazon pre-order:
If I were Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend and had to answer the question…
“Jake, what did you think of the YouTube video I just posted with the rap song explaining why I decided to stop using Twitter?”
I would smile, look right into her eyes and say…
“Miley, I’ll have to answer your question with a question… How quickly are you going to give me a handjob to distract me from the fact that I’m dating, for lack of a better description, a complete fucking twerp?”
After the handjob is completed I would go straight to my laptop and delete my twitter account as well. I’d say to my wildly age inappropriate pop star girlfriend…
“You’re right Miley, I’m going to start living in the moment too! I’m so lucky Jesus brought you into my life!”
Then I would buy things using her credit card.
Read about how I gave my home phone number out on Twitter!
Seriously! I did! This article appeared on Examiner.com over the weekend:
Jake Fogelnest wants you to call him for a chat.
About 45 minutes after I started up this “project,” one of the many many phone calls I got was from the writer of that piece, Jessica Costello. She asked if she could interview me, I figured, Why not?” and twenty minutes later, she had that article online. Thanks, Jessica! You work fast!
Since this whole thing has turned out to be so much fun, I’m totally going to keep it up. Keep checking here and my Twitter page for updates.
To those of you who didn’t get me on the phone live but left a voicemail, I owe you a call back! You’ll be hearing from me soon - promise!
And yes, it really is my actual home phone number: (646) 484-5323
Hope to speak to you soon!
